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1. “I have a fashion line.”

"I have a fashion line."

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2. “As a person who designs clothes, I’m feeling really inspired by bacon today.”

"As a person who designs clothes, I'm feeling really inspired by bacon today."

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3. “I have some saris I need to get rid of… GIRLS!! I need models!!”

"I have some saris I need to get rid of... GIRLS!! I need models!!"

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4. “Do you like? I made it. I’m a fashion designer.”

"Do you like? I made it. I'm a fashion designer."

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5. “Hi fan! Have you seen my fashion line? It’s available for purchase on HSN.”

"Hi fan! Have you seen my fashion line? It's available for purchase on HSN."

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6. “I am the lead fashion designer for Destiny’s Child.”

"I am the lead fashion designer for Destiny's Child."

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7. “I said, I AM THE ONE TRUE LEAD FASHION DESIGNER OF DESTINY’S CHILD.”

"I said, I AM THE ONE TRUE LEAD FASHION DESIGNER OF DESTINY'S CHILD."

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8. “I am innovating and cutting edge.”

"I am innovating and cutting edge."

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9. “Stand still. I am channeling your essence for a new design.”

"Stand still. I am channeling your essence for a new design."

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10. “These flags would look great as pants.”

"These flags would look great as pants."

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11. “As a fashion designer, I just have to say that you guys look really cool.”

"As a fashion designer, I just have to say that you guys look really cool."

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12. “It’s my time to design, Beyonce.”

"It's my time to design, Beyonce."

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13. “Farrah, I like you least. All denim for you. I am the fashion designer here, you listen to me.”

"Farrah, I like you least. All denim for you. I am the fashion designer here, you listen to me."

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14. “Michelle, I like you least now. You wear the poncho.”

"Michelle, I like you least now. You wear the poncho."

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15. “IT GOES LIKE THIS. I’M A FASHION DESIGNER!!!”

"IT GOES LIKE THIS. I'M A FASHION DESIGNER!!!"

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16. “Banana-colored tiered ruffled skirts are in this season. Michelle, you get the longest.”

"Banana-colored tiered ruffled skirts are in this season. Michelle, you get the longest."

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17. “MICHELLE, GET OUT OF THE MIDDLE. YOU’RE RUINING THE DESIGN!!”

"MICHELLE, GET OUT OF THE MIDDLE. YOU'RE RUINING THE DESIGN!!"

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18. “This seems like a good idea.”

"This seems like a good idea."

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19. “Girls, I don’t even know.”

"Girls, I don't even know."

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