They can’t help themselves. They just. Can’t.

What did we ever do to deserve this?

No, but we “R” desperately searching for our barf buckets.!/BigMuddy65/status/434045580696756224

Nope, no shame whatsoever. Otherwise, the White House might share more honest #ACAValentines like these:!/LausDeo1791/status/434046573392044033!/LausDeo1791/status/434046096973643776

Roses are red,
violets are blue
If you wanted to keep your Doctor,
too bad for you.
#ACAValentines— Henry Swanson (@mdp8875) February 13, 2014

Or this one:




‘Is that your hand in my pocket?’ These #LiberalCandyHearts are anything but sweet

‘BEST e-card ever’! You’ll fall in love with Sen. Ted Cruz’s Obamacare Valentine [pic]

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